Friday, December 5, 2008

Slutty Buggles

For those of you following this blog, I apologize for the lack of posts lately, but you see, I've been rather upset with Buggles.  I hired a private investigator, and this picture confirms it: Buggles has been sleeping with my boyfriend.  Rumors of elopement and dashing off to Las Vegas are swirling around... Apparently, humans can marry felines over there.  I don't know what to do about this matter, any advice would be most appreciated.  Until next time.  Yours, Virginia